Please be patient with us, we are busy getting real good high quality caps organised.

It’s all that finicky little embroidery stitching that you have to do on a cap that is the problem. We had an entire department of elves working on them but then Santa Claus came back from his holiday in the Bahamas and took the buggers back, and then what with the dwarf protest actions for higher bar stools in pubs going on, and then the midget strike activities with them asking for lower urinals in public conveniences so that they don’t keep mistaking them for drinking fountains when they are pissed all the time, its just getting harder and harder to find tiny labour forces these days.

Chimney sweeps had a point back then when you think about it……….

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